12 September 2004

Conversaciones de Madrugada

Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian....did I say that out loud!? says:
you got ashvoer robot?


Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian....did I say that out loud!? says:
eh?


Stüka<> says:
ashvoer?


Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian....did I say that out loud!? says:
shover


Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian....did I say that out loud!? says:
a shover


Stüka<> says:
dude d q hablas


Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian....did I say that out loud!? says:
q si tienes un shover robot


Stüka<> says:
no


Stüka<> says:
q es eso


Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian....did I say that out loud!? says:
estas en canada y no tienes??


Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian....did I say that out loud!? says:
dude


Stüka<> says:
stop messing with my head!


Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian....did I say that out loud!? says:
what head?


Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian....did I say that out loud!? says:
where?


Stüka<> says:
ach!


Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian....did I say that out loud!? says:
im not messing with anything, im sitting here!


Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian....did I say that out loud!? says:
ok?


Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian....did I say that out loud!? says:
calleja te ama y te escucha


Stüka<> says:
o my god what are u smokin


Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian....did I say that out loud!? says:
y luego la tinta se chorreo asi en el calcetin, tons tuve q ir a home depot a comrpar mader de 2X3 porq el culero de pedro dijo q no iba a ir a la fiesta d esu ex porrq no servie el calcetin


Stüka<> says:
estas ebrio?


Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian....did I say that out loud!? says:
im not messing with anything, im sitting here!


Stüka<> says:
en queretaro no hay home depot


Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian....did I say that out loud!? says:
claro q si, quitaron home mart y pusieron eso, junto all office depot y ahora le dicen los niñitos de la calle s"los depots" pero lo pronuncian "de pot" asi en español, y luego tragan fuego y piden dinero, Si no les das te ven feo


Stüka<> says:
dude what happened


Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian....did I say that out loud!? says:
im not messing with anything, im sitting here!


Stüka<> says:
avril roxs


Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian....did I say that out loud!? says:
no


Stüka<> says:
she does, its really good music for high times


Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian....did I say that out loud!? says:
sabes porq pedro ya no tiene amigos?


Stüka<> says:
por q


Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian....did I say that out loud!? says:
una vez fueron asi varios a su casa a v er una pelicla en la noche, rentaron creo q enterprise 2010 algo asi, y uno se quedo dormido y pedro le puso el pene en laoreja


Stüka<> says:
que pedo quien es pedro


Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian....did I say that out loud!? says:
el del calcetin


Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian....did I say that out loud!? says:
de la tinta


Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian....did I say that out loud!? says:
q te conte


Stüka<> says:
quien?


Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian....did I say that out loud!? says:
y luego la tinta se chorreo asi en el calcetin, tons tuve q ir a home depot a comrpar mader de 2X3 porq el culero de pedro dijo q no iba a ir a la fiesta d esu ex porrq no servie el calcetin


Stüka<> says:
q es eso


Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian....did I say that out loud!? says:
q es q?


Stüka<> says:
no entiendo


Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian....did I say that out loud!? says:
es como cuando steven saco la gorra de richie de su lavamanos en los baños viejos antes de q pusieran la estatua esa enfrente de la oficna, y luego richie dijo "no mames" y estaba mis veronica atras pero estaba jugando game boy


Stüka<> says:
que pedo con tu memoria


Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian....did I say that out loud!? says:
y despues la vieja esa de la moto guera andaba en plaza del parque y se tropezo con la mano del guey del mr yeti qu eandaba ahi jugando excalibur con sus cuates del casino


Stüka<> says:
dude what the hell is all of this lay off the pipe


Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian....did I say that out loud!? says:
calleja te ama y te escucha


Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian....did I say that out loud!? says:
has oido "lay the tiles on the batyhroom floor, man" de johhny mrx?


Stüka<> says:
nope


Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian....did I say that out loud!? says:
subele, esta chida, habla de las influencias post-modernistas de chejov en la caida del muro de berlin y el imapcto socio economico de la tinta


Stüka<> says:
de la tinta?


Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian....did I say that out loud!? says:
si


Stüka<> says:
eso esta muy danado


Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian....did I say that out loud!? says:
ese guey es el q salioa tras de 50 cent en los vma y le toco el seno a sharon osbourne y luego ozzy lo mando golpear con gueyes bikers


Stüka<> says:
eta? le toco el seno? no los vi


Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian....did I say that out loud!? says:
hace un buen


Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian....did I say that out loud!? says:
hasta salio en los simpson jaja


Stüka<> says:
no se


Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian....did I say that out loud!? says:
te acuerdas cuando fuimos con mario ahi al lugar ese que luego fuimos depsues y y estaba el señor que deciamos era macgyver y luego un guey le vomito en la gorra y se rio de su pingüinito?


Stüka<> says:
le vomito la gorra?


Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian....did I say that out loud!? says:
si


Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian....did I say that out loud!? says:
verde


Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian....did I say that out loud!? says:
habia comido cilantro o algo


Stüka<> says:
no se yo nmo estaba


Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian....did I say that out loud!? says:
si, estabas con mario desarmando el coche


Stüka<> says:
i cartainly dont recall


Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian....did I say that out loud!? says:
y llego el guey a ahblar de sus perros y de q se cruzan y eso


Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian....did I say that out loud!? says:
bien loco


Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian....did I say that out loud!? says:
y luego el guey ese de spin city, el q decia q su novio era puto, salio con arnie en la tele diciendo q habia perdido el mapa de los pipelines de alaska


Stüka<> says:
y eso q pedo?


Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian....did I say that out loud!? says:
jajaja


Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian....did I say that out loud!? says:
todo carnegie hall


Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian....did I say that out loud!? says:
y pinche arnie diciendo q no habia pedo q el oil seguiria flowing


Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian....did I say that out loud!? says:
y el guey ese de "los maps" y "schematics" y no ammes


Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian....did I say that out loud!? says:
nete no tienes un shover robo guey?


Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian....did I say that out loud!? says:
estan baratos alla


Stüka<> says:
no no tengo


Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian....did I say that out loud!? says:
robale uno a un roomate


Stüka<> says:
tony no tiene


Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian....did I say that out loud!? says:
es como ya mas cabron q el ipod


Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian....did I say that out loud!? says:
alguno debe tener


Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian....did I say that out loud!? says:
los de futurama demandaron a AOL, jaja


Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian....did I say that out loud!? says:
ah no mames, esta vieja, ingrid esa, se encuero enfrente de todo mundo en la fiesta esa del amigo del primo de jorge vanrakin guey, y pinche le tomaron fotos y sus papas la vieron! jaja


Stüka<> says:
neta? q mala copa


Stüka<> says:
girls gone wild


Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian....did I say that out loud!? says:
no, llevo medio hora escribiendo estupideces porq tngo sueño


Stüka<> says:
then sleep!


Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian....did I say that out loud!? says:
lo unico cierto es q ya hay home depot


Stüka<> says:
neta dodne?


Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian....did I say that out loud!? says:
quitaron home mart y pusieron depot


Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian....did I say that out loud!? says:
como q lo compraron o algo


Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian....did I say that out loud!? says:
no more beaver dude with overalls


Stüka<> says:
ur prolly lying like when u said they were buildin movies in jurica


Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian....did I say that out loud!? says:
no, q tiene de chido un depot?


Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian....did I say that out loud!? says:
es igual q home mart guey, nomas cambiaron el leterero


Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian....did I say that out loud!? says:
y quitaron a mr beaver pants


Stüka<> says:
pobre castor

3 comments:

Lotuzz said...

Yea man sorry but I had to do it..... WHAT THE FUCK???????????????????????

Calleja said...

Si....digamos que tener mucho mucho sueño tiene efectos similares a haber consumido mucho mucho alcohol....y si, estaba 100% sobrio.

El terrible said...

que bueno que no tengo messanger porque se me hace que calleja es un peligro para la salud mental de nuestros companeros y o pues de todos